Dunno. Is it Drano?

…even after the Governator's administration.

2 Journey 2 the Mysterious Island?

This makes Forrest Gump worse how?

Good luck with that modern-day "Dial M for Murder" reboot!)

Except that the early seasons were shot in 16mm.

Back when the Internet knew how to do nostalgia right, it was too early for '90s nostalgia.

And nobody even has to ask about The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air!

I watched all the Rocky series in order a couple years ago. After five movies, Balboa's realistic punching sound effects sound fake.

See also: the X-Files episode "First Person Shooter".

Advertising is conspicuously absent in almost all the pre-actual Internet predictions of communication networks. (Jaron Lanier has pointed this out for E.M. Forster's "The Machine Stops", which was the bleakest vision of technologically mediated communication imaginable in 1909.)

And the Fast and the Furious movies having a more consistent canon.

Yes.

In a Blockbuster!

What do you mean, not even homages?

Unless it's directed by Seth MacFarlane.

I am hoping that The Go-Go Boys: The Inside Story of Cannon Films gets actually put out on VHS.

Calling this "Great job, Internet!" is the equivalent of calling a literary masterpiece "Great job, paper!"

Also, it would just seem very, very weird from the perspective of 1996 that in a couple decades Leonardo DiCaprio would be a bigger deal than David Duchovny.

Bibleman, Bibleman, does whatever a Bible can…