Ash vs. Mr. T

That does not explain why Grease made more money in the same year as Superman.

You're welcome!

That's just a Trading Places homage.

Here's the cover.

None.

Literally!

I must be reminded how a guy came to dress as a bat to fight crime!

I like how classic cartoons used that approach. Tom and Jerry can be in a modern suburban house in one cartoon and in France centuries ago in another, and they just don't try "explaining" it.

Capture the wonder of what people would have really thought about Superman in the 30's.

Gambit looked cool.
… oh wait, he didn't.

Pee-Wee's Room sign: in front of Pee-Wee's Room. Pee-Wee's Room: in the Kim's Underground location of the Kim's Video indie video store empire. Kim's Underground: at 144 Bleecker Street, Greenwich Village, NYC, long ago.

"…mass playwriting…"

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WRITING A FANFIC!

That explains Heaven's Gate.

"Would you like to fuck here or wait till you get home?"

Kim's Video actually had a "Pee-Wee's Room" sign with a cutout of Pee-Wee from Big Top.

"It's too long." –Satan

"Unplayed Wii" would be a perfect alternate title.

Benny Hill's been around for a very long time.