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And Ted and Alice.

Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.

And Maggie Gyllenhaal!

It's the gentleman's C-minus.

Not CancerAIDS?

He can afford the late fees.

Hard to do for a film so un-seminal.

One: Carl Sagan.

He already made Serial Mom.

Alotta Fenis.

Sometimes a candlestick maker is just a candlestick maker.

The Pappening.

I Can't Believe It's Not Sexy!

Nah, C is perfect. The equivalent of "Failure" instead of "Fiasco".

a fairy tale with MacBook Pros

"I have it worse than Bucky and Jason Todd!" -Uncle Ben