joelscheib
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joelscheib

This article is a complete waste of time. Lots of inaccuracies, and not just the ones that the author previously got called out on. The most glaring of which is the original MSRP which was supposed to be $12,000 for the DMC-12. Hence the "12" in the model name.

Please put down all fun related objects and put your hands behind your back.

Woop Woop fun police are here

Good for them. When we had our garage there was a guy, probably in his 30's, who started coming to visit us. I don't know exactly what was wrong with him, but he had a severe speech impediment, physical disabilities (although he was able to get around easily enough) and diminished mental acuity. I don't know exactly

I named my car the TurboPumpkin

Don't.

I got in a fender bender with my MINI shortly after moving back to Florida and a few friends asked if I was a Crash Test Dummy. That is when I named it VInce after one of the original Crash Test Dummies.

If you have a Ferrari 488 and you name it "Warren,"

You know the answer is a 6MT E39 540i M-Sport, and you know that's the answer I'm going to give.

Power? Check. Gadgets? Check. Style? Check? Right color combo? Check. Pillarless Mercedes coupe? Check. 65k original miles. Yup. It's a 2003 Mercedes CLK500, and someone should buy it now.

2004 Pontiac GTO 6 Speed.

Wow, this is wasteful. You could have donated that PT Cruiser and made a less fortunate person's life a little bit shittier.

This is the same street they've been racing on for 25+ years. There are maybe 5 streets in the Valley that are the go-to spots when they head out to race. The police HAVE to know the spots.

How about fewer bullshit speed traps and instead have a few cruisers set up to stop it.

The biggest reason is that LA police care

Am I the only one that feels the 50+ witnesses should also assume some responsibility? They were attending a crime, which led to another unfortunate crime. Not a single one of them could say that they "just showed up because [they] heard something going on." They were all there, lined up, waiting for that race—or had

Does it get more nineties than a 1995 Mercedes S500? 5 litres of V8 wafty goodness....160k miles might be a bit on the high side, but these cars are pretty tanklike.

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How can you mention the C-17's small airfield capabilities and not post the videos from when it accidentally landed on a 3400 ft runway at a regional airport?

So future. Much flame. Very speed.

Twin turbocharged hybrid Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet. The official car of Doug Demuro.