oh god... at work but can't stop watching

Yay for Bouncing Biturbos!

Yes, just like the holocaust. Exactly.

Automatic seat belts.

Give me a fun shaft to grab.

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Okay, jalops, serious time here - this isn't "What car IN YOUR OPINION should've never left the factory." Yes you might not like some cars on the road such as the cayenne or volt, but you need more reasoning than you simply don't like it. The cimarron is a good example of a car that belongs on this list because it was…

Thats a good thought.

"The BMW M3 coupe is Officially Dead"

Wait.... does this qualify??

I would have an extremely hard time driving this:

"Why are people so into Yuengling?"

I'd say one of the main reasons young people can't buy new cars is insurance. At least in Ontario the rates are ridiculous and it makes it very difficult for anyone under 25 to own anything but SUV's and sedans. I pay $310 a month for a 93 silverado with no tickets. A typical 2 door coupe is upwards of $400 a month. I…

The Toyota Celica with 'that bumper':

We're only a couple years away from facial recognition being deployed in this same manner to scan EVERYONE in view, ID them, and make a note of their location and activities in a dossier shared by every agency from the NSA to the IRS to the local police. We're dangerously close to permanent destruction of privacy and…

"I'm gonna crash my slowmobile!"

It was performance art!

Obligatory:

The driver of this Lamborghini is a gentleman and a scholar.

Obligatory: EM50 Urban Assault Vehicle. It's just the right thing to really impress the gorgeous ladies of the Military Police.