Actually, Robin’s extensive research conclusively demonstrated that Steve sucks 

It wasn’t just liberal members who lost their seats in the last big Republican wave in 2010; it was mostly the conservative Democrats who voted against the Affordable Care Act and stymied Barack Obama’s relatively liberal agenda at every turn.

A schooner is a sailboat, stupid head! 

It’s a sailboat.

Nick Cannon’s Instagram post reminds me of the amazing White Like Me SNL sketch with Eddie Murphy, a pure comedic distillation of white privilege:

Let me be 100 with you. I’m skeptical of cops, prosecutors, all elected officials, and generally of people with public power. I hold them to a higher bar because they influence my quality of life, collect and use my taxes, and can jeopardize my life. That is why I, and many others like me, scrutinize the hell out of…

She is a corporate Democrat. All the messed up things she did as a prosecutor is just extra. Corporations own her, so that means NO CHANGE!!! The rich will keep getting tax cuts they don’t need, and the middle class will still be a target for tax increases. You see how she was quick to walk back her statements on…

The peace of mind (and time I’ve saved... and ease of use) using a password manager is so worth it. I feel like a goddamn salesman for it sometimes, but it’s kind of life-changing, at least in a small way.

give it away give it away give it away now~

Gawker Was Good 

Does the technician get to affix a little sticker of a fighter jet to the outside of his toolbox now?

Ryan, some things in here don’t react well to bullets.

Magnetohydrodynamic propulsion.  You follow?  It’s like a jet engine for the water.

you will receive the Order of Lenin for this. 

Russia tried that but found out is was too easily sabotaged by “a Goddammed COOK!!”

yeah, but does it have a caterpillar drive?

Related: Don’t ask your adolescent son to tell you if there are any girls at school that he likes, and then when he sheepishly mentions one’s name, start laughing and treating him like a baby and yelling “YOU HAVE TO TELL HER!!”

Too many people in these comments don’t eat ass.

I have a bidet, and it cleans much better than TP does. I actually feel dirty if I’m forced to take a dump at work or in a place that doesn’t have a bidet.

Nothing to do?????????????