11th hour deals are so unnecessary. The easiest way to drop a Phoenix is a speedball and a trip to the Viper Room

I still think NHL teams should be places with snow and ice. Like, say, Atlanta.

Who could blame Marshawn for his early exit as he was being followed by a large group of white men angrily yelling "Lynch"!

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Dear Hoob-Han,

Wow, she went with the Detroit mullet: vacant, graffitied business on the left, overgrown disgusting piece of property on the right.

If you look at her from one side, she looks like an insane drug addict, but if you look at her from the other side, you can see her tattoos.

Wife: Jake needs to be picked up at 3, the bank called about our mortgage, and those leaves aren't going to rake themselves. Will you turn off that darned ESPN?

Mexico could do a lot worse.

"Oh, fuck this."

Two acute Engels, right?

I think the conspiracy goes a bit higher than NBC.

Your trailer is dumb, Redskins.

At present, the Paterno site remains semi-protected.

"An oxymoron? So he does hate white people."

Tom Ley: Who's the Greek Freak?

Buccaneers (staph change)

The Kanye is not a talented musician always comes back to "I don't personally like him therefore the large swaths of society who regard him as a musical genius are incorrect." Most people don't like classical music yet not many would ever diminish their talents the way people do when Kanye is brought up.

Sherman says and does smart things; he is smart.

Oh man, this is totally gonna kill his image.