Ken go on Chapo

The Gulf of Mexico is still recovering from the last BP fuck-up of this magnitude.

WE CAN’T EVEN REMEMBER DATES. 2007

Send me to the sun.

Nick Denton.

I hear Mac Dre doesn’t do too much thinking these days.

Bob Marley and Me

Not irrelevant, the former chairman of the Cobb County GOP who blocked any MARTA expansion, basically because of concerns about those people taking the train up from Atlanta, was just arrested for aggravated child molestation:

Fetty WARP

ODB is a big baby, jesus.

Thankfully, the new team slogan, “Me So Hornets”, was also discontinued.

This is like the happiest I’ve been to live in New York.

This is going to be devastating news for his family when they sober up in 3 days.

Well, I’m glad I didn’t take that guy in my survival pool this week.

Trump is going to tax capital gains?

This guy needs to make like a tree and get Dutch Elm disease.

It took 17 years, but Ryan has finally been surpassed as the most disappointing Leaf to come from a WSU.

Matt Cassel. Matt Cassel. Matt Cassel. You traded for Matt Cassel. All that bold talk from Rex and look at your QB situation. You are going to miss Kyle Orton so, so badly…

Listen Dave I have 10 reasons why you’re completely wrong about the bills