[reads headline "Running Back With Weight Highly Sought"]

POT ISN'T LIFE OR DEATH...

He smoked some weed, somehow got vilified for it, was thrown off his football team, went to rehab for weed, and now plays for the Arizona Cardinals.

Hurd's courtroom sketch artist.

The comment section is just fucking awful now.

Look at this fucking pedosmile

Try to see the positive in this, Samer—if these were Texans fans, they'd be cheering someone who slipped a disc.

Catrick Peterson

No worries Tom, I finished it for you.

When Florida State is comfortably in the lead, you should watch this movie. Fun fact: each time you watch a reviewed movie, a baby seal gets his wings. Or something.

My uncle can tell you everything that's ridiculous about Obama, in two shots. Preferably, Wild Turkey.

[hangs ten]

I'm just happy to see a New York pitcher stop a plane crash for once...

Great job Deadspin; now he's a Reid kid and a child star. This kid is gonna OD before he can say... well, anything.

Is it any surprise the Owls snatched up such a small prospect?

First-time commenter, well that's just fucking fantastic.

Whatever happens, I think we can all agree that Deanna will get the short end of the stick.

Yup

I really really mean this when I say it is the best article I have ever read on gizmodo.

Quite a bit of physical contact. Obviously Atlanta.