It takes a Village, People.

Poor kid's clearly fallen off the radio flyer again.

A 35-year-old upper middle class dad in an MGMT t-shirt.

These two states are also responsible for producing Nelly and Ludacris.

[cums]

Understandably, Johnson was also booted from a recent Flock Of Seagulls show.

I dunno, the first few posts were really excellent, but after that it's really been correcting towards average.

Chris Andersen, when reached for comment, was having sex with a 17 year-old girl.

"I know that feel, bro."

John McCain agrees with Hunter, I mean, he only celebrates half as much and doesn't go rogue in the spotlight.

After questioning why he didn't receive assistance from the Boston Police, Hunter was immediately screened for a concussion.

The Washington Black Face Rick Reillys

Maddon's crazy like a fox - and what should we expect from the only hipster in baseball?

First off, you can't Monday Morning Quarterback on a Tuesday.

[whistlin' Dixie]

5. Excavate (should be self-explanatory)

It's why Manning is one of our favorite QBs: he's been a crafty veteran since he was 19 years old.

Texans' Worst Defender

Not to be outdone, Planned Parenthood Pittsburgh tweeted out photos of aborted fetuses dressed in Steeler jerseys.