Guy Montag won't be safe for too much longer...

Seems natural... A Longhorn sees an hyped-up piece of red fabric in his face and charges.

Toasting my new name in style tonight! You'll be seeing #Hitner jerseys before you know it

The Chad Ochocinco parallel is interesting, in that he's also recently been convicted of Hitner.

As a Texas fan, I am still hoping the Republicans can somehow shut down this Washington too.

A Raider/chargers game that will end after midnight. Sounds dangerous to us...
Signed,
Ciudad Juarez, chicago's southside, Karachi and Mogadishu.

Rep. Stockman was immediately signed by the Eagles, once Chip Kelly heard he was a shutdown defender.

Not the first time Muhammad has been cited when two jets hit.

Dude, if you didn't want to have kids, you should've used the 7th street entry.

Shoah Foundation: Never forget.

[never retires]
- Eric Berry

Jewish boy's cover getting cut is not news.

"You see, the trick is just to avoid it altogether."

Who knew

"Paper!"

Sure, it's bad, but the person that you should really have sympathy for is his doppelgänger from another dimension, Rashad Finger.

That isn't creepy as hell...

Following the show, AMC viewers were welcomed to stick around for Dany Heatley's biography, better known as Hell on Wheels.

The league has ways of shutting down the transaction in the case of a legitimate trade rape.