From someone who doesn't mind being sued.

b-b-b-but taxes! entitlement! rights! FREEDOM!

"I don't see the problem."

It's one of two such (the other is in front of NSA Headquarters in Virginia).

That's how some people live life, yes.

Well yeah, Barry, the odds on a Redskins/Chiefs Superbowl are pretty damn low.

Nor does Steve wish to see Kerry's Vine.

Nobody uses Google+, Steve. You don't have to be a dick about it.

"Where we're going, we don't need Rhodes!"

Jeffrey Loria openly wonders how Obamacare will affect the Marlins payroll next year.

Seems like my kind of guy, but when I looked up his phone number, it wasn't in da rectory. Guess he's not a big fan of Priest Holmes.

Fuck you and your stupid prayers.

If there is one person comfortable with spin after an aerial strike, it would be Pete Carroll.

Seattle should break this record easily. In addition to the two on the field, there should be 65,000+ dBs in the stands.

You know who else is a borderline pothead?

To be fair, everyone spotted outside of philly is a real winner.

So was Vince Young.

who is patton oswalt

He didn't mean to imply Coach K was there, he was simply citing him as an expert on blowing your seed.

Bro, a cart and 9 holes for $9.11, JIHAD TO HAVE BEEN THERE!