I think you meant to misspell "their" as "they're," shithead.

Languid And Lethargic On The Grass: The Ricky Williams Story

That wasn't a dream. That was a week of Glenn Beck's old show on FOX News.

I had a dream that Republicans were the heirs to MLK's legacy and that Democrats are the real racists today.

"Tweet a pic of your favorite black driver!"

It's stories like this that show the Rolling Stone staff is sick of being considered a bunch of Dzhokhars by the mainstream media.

Are you being funny? Or are you...I don't know. Stupid? Or..dull, dumb, foolish, laughable, ludicrous, naïve, senseless, shortsighted, simple, trivial, thick, unintelligent, brainless, dazed, deficient, dense, dim, doltish, dopey, gullible, half-baked, half-witted, idiotic, imbecilic, inane, insensate, mindless,…

I guess they've never heard of the First Amendment. Unbelievable.

Look at the bright side, Roy: between your skin color and the parameters of your confinement, you'll be the only thing to survive a crash.

Rejected mascot:

Fool. The Tulsa capitol building was destroyed in the 1996 bombing by Timothy McVay.

Given how much politicians like a good photo op I'm surprised they didn't have a picture of the dog at the capital building.

I used to live in Atlanta so I know how high the crime rates are in most state capital cities.

If you wanna cop a look at Kevin Smith's penis, he will oblige.

I really wanted to add "...and the games will be equally as boring." But I saw that DougExeter made a baseball is boring joke this morning and I'd hate to incur his wrath.

This is interesting but what can we do. Unfortunately there is no Constitutional prohibition on this kind of thing.

Half man, half amaizeing.

Wounded Knee.

A Mini-Morality Play, But Who It's Aimed At Is The Question

I have. That's the Steely Dan song that the sound engineer accidentally erased.