Oh shit, you're the guy who reads the paper.

I think it's nice that the team named itself after the resident who graduated high school without at least one arrest for meth possession.

Jesus college is expensive.

...Oh yeah, 15-life goes on...

Lemme tell you little story, about Hud and Speck.

That must be the reason all my dick pics look so small.

"Happy Birthday Tim!"

That kind of thinking and understanding and logic gets you put on the lists of "Probable Homosexuals" and "Definite Communists" over 'round in Baseball-land.

Wow, well isn't this ironic. Now Douglas is like my Uncle Tom, who's an unemployed alcoholic.

Bobby Joe went to Arkansas, and made his fortune as a Rebel Wildcatter. Bobby Joe's wife went to LSU. There are plenty of Gamecocks incorporated in this story, and Johnny Football goes to Texas A & M. I apologize for not finding any Manziel family stories about Gators or Bulldogs, though I'm happy to publish a…

"So this is a good thing now?"

White Guy: [assists Africa]

I'm sure the other MJ would still be throwing down on kids whilst in his 50s, too, had Father Time(and the court system) not put a stop to it.

This isn't going to help rid us of the stereotype that AT&T Park is full of fruits.

"Yes"

Diet and exercise is one option, but I usually choose Jagermeister when I want to lose half of a Saturday.

Not an awful athlete, not unaware of the work it takes to be an elite athlete, athletes won't be arrested for speaking out, and things only change when when people are willing to make points and get attention.

Durant: [Giggling] Get that weak shit outta here!

Kid: [patiently waits in line]

You commenting is great.