Not the first time a Mailman has done a rather poor job of angling.

Transition program? Didn't anyone consider that Shabazz was the girl?

Wow, this is by far the single most depressing thing I've read all day. I feel like hugging a terminally-ill panda whose Make-A-Wish desire was to be hugged by a human. Just devastating.

Still more tasteful than Cory Lidle's "I AM STEVIE RAY VAUGHN" cover of Baseball Digest.

Pool basketball videos are the white man's WorldStar.

Fun fact: "Shitty, Rotten, Cheap, Pathetic Bengals" was the working title for "Slumdog Millionaire."

In an ironic twist, Dennis spent the entire game bitching about people who rely on safety nets.

[Reads article]

Her race ended in tears.

I'm surprised it took you over a week to post this guys. If it's not current, it kind of loses its shock value.

"Not in '13, and not in '14. You gotta wait till '15 to play ball."

"I guess you could say they're on..."

Later in the game, after a few vodka and Red Bulls, the man returned to open the bottle by waiting until it turned around to order a drink and then sucker punched it for talking to his girlfriend. The bottle fell and split open on the ground more than he intended. He would later plead down to a simple battery and…

Franklin: "This is total bullshit. I'm a world champion. There's no reason why I can't have a drink."

Et tu, rubber mat?

As stupid as these people are, the comparisons to the Trayvon Martin case are fair. One was victimized by an unintelligent fat man who should forever be out of work, the other was coached by Andy Reid.

On the contrary, the First Amendment only applies to speech; the internet is typewritten.

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, certainly not Anna Benson's spouse.
The bats were hung by the dugout with care,
In hopes that Bug Selig soon would be there.

The players were nestled all snug in their seats,
While visions of suspensions danced on their feats.
And…

Is It A-Rod Christmas Yet?

Finally! At least now some Cardinals will know what it feels like to get fucked by the less fortunate!