As a long time espn,com commenter I am definitely sad to see it go (ho nomo). Although while it certainly had a number of problem commenters (ie, testy horse) at the same time it offered a counterpoint to the elite/jew (sorry Barry) based articles that you see at the top places like here at deadspin and also Joe…

I just wish that Berman would stop speaking in English.

You'd think these guys would be more tolerant of other cultures. After all, their president is a Muslim.

About four per kindergarten classroom.

Selig: [dictates urgent letter to Dodgers ownership in Los Angeles]

BERMAN: Back, back, back, back...

Not to get racial, but a lot of these execs are coming from homes where drinking is normalised and then they go to college and enter mostly white frats and drink a bunch. I don't want to say that white people are all alcoholics, but it does seem like something that activists in the white community might want to focus…

Terrible signing. I think we're going to have to downgrade the Rockets from title challenger to title Challenger.

I'm surprised he's kept his cool so far—Zenon is known for having an extremely low boiling point.

Justin's fans are just like an excited hockey crowd - on their feet and cheering even before the start of the first period.

The worst contract of all-time actually belongs to JaMarcus Russell, according to ZiPPerS projections.

haha

At least it looks like there was a meth o.d. to her madness.

"Earlier we mistakenly credited both a BJ and a shit, when in fact no blumpkin occurred."

An accidental shit and a sloppy BJ? Are we talking about my high school prom? HEYOOO

And then Dwight was all "Ice Whobe?" and Ice was all "more like Blight Howard" and Dwight was all "more like Ice Lube" and Ice was all "wait what does that even mean?" and Dwight was all "haven't you ever used Cooling Effects™ sexual lubricant?" and Ice was all "oh I've heard of that but it's not available in my area"…

pictured: the only time in Ryan's life a Sanchez helps him out.

"I figured Miami would know better than to discount the return of a Gonzalez."

He should consider himself lucky; that's the first time someone's had a gun on him in three years.

Of course the jerseys won't end up on the backs of Burundian children. They already have too much Patriots gear.