Only oilmen and spoiled men in Texas, and y'all know I'm no Daniel Day-Lewis.

Oh shut up.

we'll publish them to prove that oil burns are no laughing matter.

The diversity of colors on that chair are not acceptable for a Rocker.

From: fredsmoot69@yahoo.com

As a native Minnesotan, I can't argue with your top choice. However, have you been introduced to Premium's kick ass cousin...

Fine, I'll say it: border control policy is really confusing.

This guy can't be happy about the government paying Coyotes to enable foreigners to move to Arizona.

Arizona residents begging the government to allow people from other countries to stick around? Now there's a twist.

Dear Mr. Cutler -

It looks like Camara really made the opposing fans....

Bend It Like The BTK

Coroner Kick

The funeral procession consists of a single car.

for '13th Amendment Night' the Marlins will place a player on waivers.

I haven't heard a future Bobcat booed like that since a young Robert Goldthwait first took the stage in the St Matthews talent show oh so many years ago.

So much crisp, clean, Blackhawks apparel. It's almost like it's brand new.

Peter Dinklage's Performance in The Station Agent Was Short and Arcane

Verne Troyer's BBQ At The 4th Of July Picnic Was Short And Propane

"Adios, asswipe."