You might think that open collusion between a profit-maximizing entity and a horny, tax-exempt moral abomination is a bad thing.

David Carradine: Masturbation "Impossible to Do Without Roping"

Blueballed Priests: Leisure Activities "Impossible to Do Without Proper Poping"

Chinese: Reform "Impossible to do without Deng Xiaoping"

Frustrated Trivia Whiz: Urban Legend Bar Bets "Impossible To Win Without Snoping"

Oh, Backstreet's back? Alright...

Blackhawks fans' feelings:

Know who else has come across a lot of people in Boston? Rob Gronkowski.

whoooshhh

those officers obviously haven't heard of a little thing called the 2nd amendment.

Based on where they apprehended him, I hope he was read his Veranda Rights.

Judging by his forehead, he was poised for a break out season.

Not the first to be stranded in the desert after paying off Coyotes.

In the e-mail I mentioned I was pretty psyched prior to the speech

Having read some things about the man in the past, it's clear the Bryzgalov has a couple of screws loose, adequately preparing him for his post-playing career as a Russian passenger aircraft.

Sure, the State's Attorney might be playing favorites here - but so what? In Jacksonville, that happens every week.

The Wallflowers still know how to draw a crowd!

He also had sex with 20,000 women, but that's an easier number to hit when "No" means " ".

The Dark Knights' Risers

the biggest pumps in North America went into action yesterday