It's true that Wang has been the harder on his opponents than most, but Dickey won't just pack it in and then go soft either. Furthermore, when it comes to the rotation, since Johnson has been inserted, the hopes for a better climax this year than last have been improved greatly.

Catgut fight!

I think it's great that Coffee is thinking about his future by choosing a career with fewer long term health risks.

There's nothing wrong with having your life choices inspired by a Bruce Willis movie. For example, I was inspired by The Sixth Sense.

More than anything, Glen, I want you to kill people.

Hernandez had arrived with the intention of working out

Lionel Hutz, is that you?

Boston media helicopters following a white Bronco: 1.

"I'm not saying Sharon Tate deserved to be disemboweled while 37 weeks pregnant, but if you're a 26 year old and you're hanging out with the Manson family, your pederast husband should teach you - only hang in Jack Nicholson's hot tub with a roofied 13 year olds. It could've been much worse. Instead of being brutally…

Yes, that photoshop shine that was stolen directly from a No Limit Records album cover circa 1997 really makes it stand out.

On the plus side, he can lose the compression shorts and not have to worry about flopping.

Clips Lackey #1: But Mr. Sterling, we don't have enough cap room to sign Nate Robinson.

"To the most tight-lipped Payless girls in the world..."

e.coliseum

Strange. You could usually count on Iverson to have five turnovers.

Damned right she should be concerned! Usually after he doesn't pass, he starts shooting.

Adam, we will look for you. We will find you. And we will kill you.

Literally the fastest way to remove bodyfat in capitals is to ask Mr. Ovechkin to turn the other way.

Sadly for the Groom, he was way past the "12th Man"

In keeping with the Seahawks theme, no rings were exchanged in the ceremony.