Matt Leinart was originally a backer as well, but had to pull out after again tearing his labrum under the crushing weight of irony.

I'm very happy when Simmons does things like this, because it shows beyond a shadow of a doubt how small-minded he really is.

Despite failing, Ramos was spared the indignity of paying his own way when Jeffrey Loria threatened to set fire to the diner unless Miami-Dade county picked up the bill.

Rvision-ist History

Oh, get a Life.

"So he'll be back at work tomorrow, right?" —Mike Shanahan

Unfortunately, churches are not beholden to the Sanity Clause.

The YHC Wikipedia page seems to have been updated accordingly:

This post is so meta...tarsal.

Thank goodness Lidz broke this story. The hat business isn't exactly brimming.

Hey John, I really hate to be that guy, but in all these posts you keep misspelling 'Kris Humphries.'

the city superintendent? David Kahn.

If you notice when Amendola is hit by the cart, he steers this cart into a crowd of people. I believe he is the second shooter. From the AstroTurf Knoll.

Considering the team's payroll, it looks like "Free the Marlins" is exactly what Jeffrey Loria's got in mind.

Mine has to be Billy Bob Thornton in Armageddon yelling, "This is the wrong decision and you FUCKING know it!" You know, just because it's Billy Bob.

Bambi IV

Say Uncle, Buck

Making money from a broken leg is nothing new in Louisville. People need glue, don't they?

Better than what the back of their shorts say:

I know why the caged bird hoots.