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I know I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again: People don’t pay attention at all, and it’s mind boggling. I mean, I get people not remembering random dialogue from three seasons back because not everyone has a super memory. But an explicitly stated line? The color of a dragon? Whether Yara is alive? Where the

I oscillate between being bored by her and actively disliking her.

Seriously, did HBO air two different versions of this show last night?

I can’t really figure out what we’re supposed to think of her as a character. I get that the showrunners want us to see her as flawed and motivated by a silly and self-destructive goal, but I can’t tell if we’re supposed to think she’s functionally a villain in the story masquerading as a hero. Because that’s where

I think Bran is just kind of sorting through information. He has all the data, it just isn’t organized. Some things like touching Catspaw seem to trigger certain memories. Seeing Arya at the crossroads may be on top since it happened recently.

Yeah, that kills me, especially when Davos pretty succinctly explained that the biggest reason the lords of the north and the freefolk have chosen to follow Jon is because they believe in him and not because they care about any claim he does or doesn’t have to be King in the North.

I’m with you. Yeah, the dragons are super badass, but I still think she’s an idiot who has no business ruling Westeros.

I left this episode feeling meh (moreso than usual) about the Queen of Dragons. She’ll help defeat the White Walkers when Jon Snow bends the knee? Jesus christ enough already. All the badass dragons in the world can’t save her from being a myopic idiot.

They’re going to go at it like rutting dogs in heat only for Bran to show up an episode later and go “I’m the mystical Three-Eyed Raven who has had his mind expanded after Phil 101 this Semester and you are his aunt and technically he has a better claim to the throne than you.”

the Iron Bank guy would not commit their support of Cersei’s war until their repayment made it to the Iron Bank, which as we know from the epic end scene, it did NOT.

bahahah The picture at the end totally makes it.

He’s 5% as attractive as he thinks he is.

Because if she was a single digit dress size, there’d be no “anyway.”

A male feminist walks into a bar

He probably expects a gold star for putting his own socks in the hamper. It’s great to love your wife, you married her. But don’t expect to be treated like you healed the sick because you’re not making her feel bad about it. He wasn’t glorifying her body but asking to be glorified because he accepts her.

You may have missed the best response—read the thread (hint: it’s not 62 tweets).

I love a man with a stupid haircut and a neckbeard which are a-okay but only because I say they are. It also makes me an extra good human because I give him a pass, so, yay for me. Guys, don’t you ever for a single second feel like your stupid haircut makes you “less than”! (At least to me... I can’t speak for

I love you anyway.

It’s very unusual for any museum to cancel an exhibition because of all the planning involved. The most recent example I can think of was a Houston museum cancelling a 2011 exhibition when Russian loans fell through because of the current cultural embargo with Russia.