JoeLiesWhenHeCries

9/20/16

She shot him because she wasn’t “having cooperation” from him.

9/20/16

I’m like this - and it wouldn’t be the first time I’ve asked this question today:

9/19/16

It wasn’t NY - it was Linden, NJ, and I am a proud sister in law of a sergeant there.

9/19/16

I own a pair of Crocs with a couple of those pin-ish decorative things, whatever they’re called. The sole reason I own them is because my sister-in-law was obsessed with them and insisted I needed them for Christmas one year, so she bought them for me (and my nephews picked out the pin things). The only times I have…

9/19/16

I get a new pair of fleece lined Crocs mules every year. They double both as cooking clogs and dog-walking clogs. (Yes, even in warm weather, because dewy grass soaks my sneakers every damn time.) I have a bunch of injuries in my hips and knees and calves and ankles, so for puttering around short distances, I love my…

9/19/16

KILL THEM WITH FIRE

9/19/16

i would not rock these rocks crocs...not in a boat, not with a goat.

9/19/16

9/19/16

Once I read the story, this song just locked itself into my head:

9/19/16

9/19/16

Yeah, but he’s probably miserable and is afraid to actually make a meaningful connection.

9/19/16

9/19/16

Good for Super Diego, but isn’t that an inbreeding risk? 40% of the hooded tortoise species are half-siblings.

9/19/16

“What dis??? Dis friend???” *bites* “Friend??” *bites more* “Why friend not move?????” *yet more biting* “Friend???????”

9/19/16

I read not too long ago that sharks are basically the ocean’s toddlers--always sticking stuff in their mouth to learn about it. If they wanted to eat you, they’d eat you (Tangentially, I also recently learned that human blood does not set off shark feeding frenzies, because we don’t smell like shark food. Fish blood…

9/19/16

I suspect none of you are old enough to remember Another Country:

9/19/16

He’s just not attractive enough to feel attainable—not like a Brad Pitt who would make you nervous—and his grammar and diction are sex.

9/19/16

HE IS BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT AND BROODY AND THINKING AND JUST SO VERY VERY. PLEASE TAKE THIS COMMENT BACK AND APOLOGIZE

9/19/16

Please don’t let it be Tom Hanks, which was the name that sprung to my mind. I’d die inside.

9/19/16

“...The closeted perv has never come out as gay — and even has children of his own....”

He doesn’t necessarily have to be gay to be a pedophile.