As a fellow Bernie Bro, nothing has made me go running into Hillary’s arms like the behavior of the Republican party over the past three months. I went from saying my vote is irrelevant anyway so I’ll stay home (since I live in Mass), to thinking about voting for Jill Stein to being fully onboard with Hillary. Better…

So they sent three immature men with anger issues to an intelligence briefing? What could possibly go wrong?

Yes. Yes you can bring friends. And, evidently, there may have been a fight during the briefing, when Gen. Flynn (Ret.) kept interrupting the officers to ask pointed questions.

Is this Bruce WIllis in a pink Miami Vice get up?

Two days ago I impressed the 8-year old daughter of a colleague with the fact that I was going to have sugar cereal AND pizza for dinner and that sometimes I get up in the middle of the night to eat cookies.

He probably thinks that movie is a gay porno so has never seen it.

Not too bad. It sounds like most of them carry ice cream with them at all times.

THE ACCURACY OF THIS BURNS MY SOUL!

Apparently he...can’t handle the truth.

No, because if she simpers for the cameras they’ll just go back to reminding us that she’s a woman and mercurial and unqualified. There is no right answer, no right behavior, whatever she does is wrong because she lacks the basic requirement—a penis.

I can 100% guarantee there is no way Trump would sign on to the forum if she was the one doing the interview. Not only would he know he’d be held accountable, but worse- the accountability check would be done by a gay woman. It would never ever happen.

Donald Trump responded by taking a shit in his hand and throwing it at reporters, the New York Times reported that they both made good points.

Code Red is a euphemism Trump uses to refer to when women have blood coming out of their wherever.

He can't handle the truth.

He couldn’t handle it.

Matt Lauer belongs in one place on TV- in between segments on the weather in your neighborhood and a live performance from Toby Keith. And he barely belongs there.

he spent a third of his time with Clinton on questions about her private email server

Tom Cruise was right — Matt Lauer is glib.

I'm really happy that they are getting rid of the headphone jack. It frees me from feeling like I need to buy their new phone.