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Meanwhile, New York magazine puts itself for the shadiest fucking magazine in the United States of America with this recent title:

That had to ruffle the feathers of the more antisemitic corners of House Neckbeard.

So that’s intimidation, threats, and harassment, right? Like, in my mind there’s protesting and then there’s writing slogans about murdering or mutilating someone and then standing outside their home with weapons. But I guess it’s cool this time because reasons. What will be the tone of the comments section if someone

I almost feel guilty about how little I disapprove of this. The curse of being a bleeding-heart liberal and not a college athlete rapist, I guess.

I feel sorry for the neighbors on that street. They didn’t choose to live beside him, and shouldn’t have a bunch of armed idiots patrolling their neighborhood.

Well, I can’t approve of this sort of thing.

When Australian author and neuroscientist Colleen McCullough died last year, one of the premier national newspapers printed this as the opening of her obituary...

they’re not even trying to conceal it at this point. “hey look, i’m a white woman but these black guys didn’t try to hump me, thus ruining my entire night. MBJ wouldn’t even let me use him as prop to dance on you guyyyssssssssssss”

Or because she’s at the *Met Gala* surrounded by exclusively famous, wealthy, and/or exceptonal people and she just...didn’t register to him?

ATTENTION WHITE SISTREN: BLACK MEN DO NOT OWE YOU THEIR ATTENTIONS, SEXUAL OR OTHERWISE. PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF THEIR BODILY AUTONOMY, ESPECIALLY GIVEN HISTORICAL DENIAL OF SAID BY YOUR FUCKING PEOPLE.

“I was sitting next to Odell Beckham Jr., and it was so amazing because it was like he looked at me and he determined I was not the shape of a woman by his standards.”

“And it just so happens that they were two of the sweetest angels who have ever lived, you know? It is never some toothless fucking crackhead who gets killed.”

I sprained my eyes trying not to roll them so hard.

Oh, so we don’t have to fight stupid, victim-blaming, punching-down rape jokes in comedy anymore (and Lindy’s book comes to mind in doing its share of that work) because we’re “so strong” and “queens”? So victims (and any human being with a modicum of decency) don’t need to fight for the right to be viewed as humans?

There is absolutely nothing about Lena Dunham that I enjoy.

I was sitting next to Odell Beckham Jr., and it was so amazing because it was like he looked at me and he determined I was not the shape of a woman by his standards. He was like, “That’s a marshmallow. That’s a child. That’s a dog.” It wasn’t mean — he just seemed confused.

Due to the paywall, I was prevented from reading the whole interview. Which means everything Lena Dunham does should be behind a paywall.

Oy. I’m not a fan of either of these two; it’s probably because I’m too old and I just can’t handle this trying to be edgy, self-absorbed horseshit.

Huh, that’s weird- I thought the key to decreasing teen pregnancies is to advocate abstinence while simultaneously keeping teens in the dark about contraceptives and sex-education in general, while relying on them to exercise restraint when it comes to their hormonally-charged bodies.