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My LITERAL verbatim reaction, both facially and verbally, accompanied by a gasp that startled my co-workers. I know hate is wrong and poisoning and all of that, but I see shit like this and I instinctively hate that fucking turd with the white-hot intensity of a thousand bursting suns and can confidently state that he

POS is a father too AND committed the heinous act in front of his kids???? Unreal.... What-the-holy-ever-loving-f**k is wrong with some people?

His two sons were with him.

What a piece of garbage

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

That’s just being thorough. The president should do that for every problem.

Lewandowski’s “well I didn’t say that, YOU brought it up” is some elementary school bullshit. Is the Trump campaign perhaps actually being run by groups of two seven year olds stacked on top of each other with a trench coat?

THIS IS THE EMBODIMENT OF EVERY ARGUMENT I’VE HAD THIS ELECTION SEASON. CONSERVATIVES / TRUMP SUPPORTERS / REPUBLICANS TWISTING WORDS AND DERAILING THE CONVERSATION AND SAYING SHIT LIKE “WELL YOU SAID” “YOU BROUGHT IT UP” AND OMG I’M SORRY FOR THE ALL CAPS BUT I’M FUCKING SICK OF IT.

reminder

(I’m going to get a lot of use out of this photo)

come get your boy, Corey.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

I thought he looked like a melting wax figure of Peter O’Toole, but that seems like an insult to Peter O'Toole.

Is it me, or is Duke morphing into Rip Taylor?

“I love Hispanics. I love Hispanics,” Trump said to the audience. “Actually, I was kidding, you can get those Mexicans out of here.”

I think the problem here is that you’re assuming a train of thought. What we’ve got in this case is more like a... footmobile of thought.

Aside from everything else that’s wrong with this, this is why nobody should enter politics at the level of a presidential campaign. Anybody who’s served even half a term on Podunk City Council knows how to tactfully ignore a baby crying during their stump speech without losing their train of thought.

That’s one patriotic baby.

“When daycares send their infants, they’re not sending their best. They’re bringing colic. They’re bringing germs. They’re poopy. And some, I assume, are good babies.”

I’m free!