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My BFF thinks he looks like Draco Malfoy. I get the Bateman vibe from his brother tbh.

You rang?

I’m dancing right along with you! Wham! Bam! I am! A man!

Gawker does a terrible job of political coverage. They want to have the lawsuit-safe job of covering politicians, but the lowbrow vacuous snark of covering celebrities. The Slot, on the other hand, does a great job.

Whether it was intentional or inadvertent, I think she did a great job of explaining why she’s not the warm and fuzzy type by mentioning again and again that her mother brought her up to take it like a man essentially (should be changed to bad ass from now on.) But, really, I get the sense that Hillary may be super

I just gotta say, when Chelsea referenced “A Wrinkle in Time” I lost my mind. I felt like all her book references were a dig at the GOP. She was insinuating that they don’t read.

This is probably the best summary of this article anyone could have posted.

Repetition: good! Stay on message- not everyone political junkie, like you and me. Hand signs- botta bing! I’m Joe Pesci, too- Boom! Pow! Bo! Goodfellas, geddthafuggouttaheay #andrewdiceclay #fugginclown #patheticcaricture

Tim Kaine isn’t mad at the Republican party, he’s just disappointed.

Isn’t it seeming increasingly probable that the theory that Trump is just trying to help the Dems/ Clintons and implode the GOP is true? We cannot ever forget that the Trumps and Clintons were friends and fellow Democrats at one time, and that Bill (defended over and over again by Trump back in the day) reportedly

DO YOU WANT SUPER ATHLETIC ZOMBIE PEOPLE?!?

BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET SUPER ATHLETIC ZOMBIE PEOPLE.

Trump doesn’t send emails. He writes everything in Sharpie and then faxes it.

I honestly wanted to punch him in his sexist fat fucking face right there. Like, there was a visceral reaction to that, to the way he said it, that honestly made me tense up in real life and as if my body was preparing for a fight.

The notion that this asshole is fit to even stand on the same stage as Hillary Clinton is fucking absurd.

“Be quiet Katie. I know you wanna ...save her.”

America’s fascination with reality stars is going to start WW3.

Ugh WHY CAN’T SOMEONE HACK HIS DAMN EMAILS.