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This is the sinking feeling giving me a stomach ache all morning. After hearing that there were no fatalities (not that the injuries sustained from shrapnel aren’t likely very horrible), my mind turned to how the national fearmongering is going to reach a new fever pitch and put that thing in the oval office.

That sounds amazing, but I sincerely hope there were no blindfolds involved in that version of things.

Great. Matrix confirmed then.

You know, American Horror Story: Election works as a theme on its own.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. I knew I felt a particular affinity towards Barb.

It does have a certain ring to it.

My thoughts exactly!

Thank you. The Italian minor in me just cringed every time I read that in my mind, knowing that they intended “Justina” and failed. Badly.

I feel exactly the same. Are we in the matrix?

Well, we may not make much money working in the arts, but the majority of employees are women, so this is not really a complaint I have. Not that it’s a perfect feminist haven, but I don’t feel ignored, or at least not for sexist reasons.

Yes. Yes. Yes. I can’t watch CNN anymore because she’s always there sticking up for her man, and it’s bad for my blood pressure. My husband finds her hilarious in her unending support for him, no matter what he says.

As soon as I read Tim Gunn’s op ed, I waited patiently for your response. So. Personally, for me, I agreed that I’m not looking for crop tops and see through skirts. But it irked me anyway that he dismissed these things entirely for plus size women and came down so hard on Ashley Nelly Tipton for making them. I’m not

Agreed. So many fucking peplums. I have found some good things at Eloquii but I do not love everything, by a long shot.

Preach. Also cute dresses with tiny straps make me want to cry. I know strapless bras exist, but I have yet to find one to contain these monsters.

WTF is up with those goddamn cold shoulder tops? I hate them!

Outrage blue balls! Genius.

Um. Yes? I didn’t pick up on that when I was focused on O, but now that you point it out, it seems so!

Trump appears to mean that literally: that there is no court system in the military and we have to create one.

I’m finally almost finished with the 6th book of Outlander which I have been determined to finish for whatever reason—I simultaneously love and am irritated by those books. But also, speaking of Carol, I have The Price of Salt waiting in the wings, as I’ve never read it. Where’d You Go, Bernadette? and Eligible were

Thanks! I’ll give it longer than usual to see if it hooks me, too. I’d love to visit eventually, but there are other places I need to make it to first. Why can’t I be rich and jobless?