Thanks for that tip! I am partly of Finnish descent and am woefully unaware of that part of my background’s culture except for reindeer, alcoholism, and the Saarinens. So I’m super curious about this.

Ooh. I wanna come over. You can have the hydrocodones as long as you share the nutter butters, which are the best non-chocolate cookie of all time.

Madyssynne is the best detail of this comment.

The song is the number one reason I give any credence to the theory that his whole campaign is one big fake trolly joke to get Hillary elected. I mean, I mostly don’t believe it, but that detail makes me consider it for a second.

Agreed. This is exactly what I imagine he means by they don’t know it yet, but they will.

OK. So did you start yet? Fiery Cross was SO SLOW TO GET GOING. That fucking gathering went on for like 200 pages and she went on and on about medical treatment for a dude’s dog and a couple almost killing each other over barbecue sauce. I could not even. But after it finally gets going, it’s good. Book 6 didn’t get…

That’s what I was wondering? It just seemed like more than usual, for a Poldark article. Like not even a huge amount of regular Jezzies seem to comment on the Poldark articles. I guess they come out of the woodwork when you try to take away their god-given right to watch and read about rape, even for a show they’ll…

Huh. Reading through the comments, I was expecting way more people whining about spoilers and way fewer bros carrying on about PC censorship. People surprise you every day.

Gaudy frontier is a perfect description.

Agreed, the lamp takes the goddamn cake in that room.

Well the beauty of that pink and green kitchen is that if you are in fact trying to lose weight, no probs because you’d feel too queasy to eat.

What?

Holy tapdancing Jesus. I mean, taking you at your word that it’s not fake because I don’t feel like checking and it’s also totally believable that he’d write that. I’m going to vomit.

I almost died from joy just thinking of it.

So many tears. Because that was a perfect speech and because I’m going to miss them so so much.

He did! He also looked floored by Cory Booker’s speech.

Yes, this is what made my eyes roll the hardest, too. Take it down about 10 notches, douche.

Agreed both that that particular email is shitty and that otherwise there’s not a lot there. However, apparently there’s more coming, so I’m waiting to see what else drops before taking any deep breaths.

Yeah maybe. I mean, they can’t possibly have expected him to turn around and endorse after Trump trashed his wife AND his father, so who the hell knows what they were thinking. I’m sure Ted also thought he was setting himself up as the principled conservative for 2020, but it remains to be seen whether that will work.

Idiots. Maybe it’s the campaign’s general fuck you to all of the Republicans who won’t support him? Or maybe they are just a bunch of dummies. I mean, they definitely are, but maybe that’s the only explanation necessary! Sigh.