Agreed. Yes. Yes he would.

I was so so confused about that song choice. Then I sort of interpreted it as a big FUCK YOU to Ted Cruz and the few remaining Republican nevertrumpers, and it made a little sense. That may be giving him too much credit for being clever in any way, but maybe someone in the campaign is smarter than a sea sponge.

I’ve been hiding in work AC today and will probably hide in home AC tomorrow. Agreed on especially the checked dress but they’re all kick ass.

They are all trying to make him not seem as stupid as he is. Look, we all do it, nothing to see here.

This gave me the biggest smile I’ve had in weeks. It’s almost turned over into tears I love it so much.

The beauty? It works both ways. The feelings are deep in my pants, but also they are deep feelings, located in the pants. :)

Delicious.

Like, no lie, I don’t think I’ve seen anything as erotic as him rubbing his own knee. I got lightheaded for a second.

I’ve never frequented the reddit, but I’m so glad to hear that there’s a sane fan base that’s psyched. I guess I just have to stay away from Facebook comments! People like us just have to throw all of our money at the movie so they keep going. Also talk of something on HBO? I’m ready for it all. With this approach,…

My very earliest memory is walking around a table full of adults and accidentally lighting a lighter (lots of smokers in my family) and scaring the bejesus out of myself with the flame. I want to say I was 2 or 3.

I KNOW! I’m actually really glad they’re not playing it as an adaptation of the actual story but maybe more of a continuation? I read that Susanna and Eddie and maybe Oy will probably be included in the sequels if it does well (they DID come in book 2). I hope it does well! I love that Aaron Paul is lobbying for the…

So you know how you hear stuff about celebrities and then you’re all “Ew, I wish I didn’t know that,” and then you can’t in good conscience keep up your attraction? Well, I very carefully avoid knowing anything about Idris Elba because I have no desire to break up my fantasy. I almost read some unsavory things and…

That basically sums it all up. SIGH.

I actually miss the days when we’d have to sneak in very quiet quickies in the bathroom or something when the boys were small. Now they’re teenagers and too interested in themselves, phones, and video games to give a shit where we are at any given time. Which is great, but also yeah, miss those creative quickies.

Apparently he’s going to be the head of the transition team if (pleasegodno) he’s elected president. Or they’re still stringing him along with lies.

Well...we can, but can his supporters?

“Undecided women voters see him as having the ability to make real change happen by simply saying what needs to be said.”

I do. But my brain keeps wondering, “WHAT IF HE’S WRONG?” He did misjudge the primary, which he explained, I know, but still. I can’t feel safe until this shit is over.

Seems like that could backfire considering what having a convention in your city does to traffic and general inconvenience? When it was in NYC in 2004 (which I guess also answers the question of whether it’s always in a swing state and also shows that I’m old), I just basically avoided midtown, which is as per usual.…

Dude who used to organize entertainment for past Republican conventions was on CBS This Morning. He came out and admitted that after Florida Georgia Line your choices are pretty limited. I died.