Damn you, Gizmodo commenting system, let me post a video!

This is almost relevant.

Togepi isn't one of the original 151 Pokémon, Mike! Even she knows that! (Great song though.)

As a non-math nerd, all I see is "squirt 'cause x 'cause squirt abs..." which I suppose, for some, is equally as romantic.

You are the Farore's wind beneath my Wings. My feelings for you are as strong as Nayru's Love. So I'll dim the lights with Nocturne of Shadow and show you that my passion burns hotter than Din's Fire. But you're gonna wanna play the inverted Song of Time, because I can go all night... three times.

I also love Crossloop for quick and painless remote support.

Space: 1999?

I'll totally buy one when they're $150, slimmer, and hopefully running a better iteration of the OS.

Where is "Tornoto ?

I pretty much died laughing at that first line.

Nah, I got more the, "I refuse to give up my childhood innocence despite my awesome hairline."

They mapped our genome 42,000 years ago!

I will sell my body for the right to promote this comment.

I was so expecting slow-motion Lucy to show up in that video at just the right moment.

Did anyone else read "Darth Vader" volcano?

Horses.

Family Research Council vs. Jedi Council

Drats! Foiled again! I'll get you next time Mr. Gawn...d!

I'm psychic:

On a tablet: