From a fellow Canadian who read the fine print: “Not for extended international use; you must reside in the U.S. and primary usage must occur on our U.S. network. Service may be terminated or restricted for excessive roaming or misuse.”

It does work. I eat two of these bad boys every Sunday. Just make sure you spell it out for them, keypress for keypress. "McDouble - No Ketchup - No Mustard - Add Mac Sauce - Add Lettuce".

You don't need to add the onions, the McDouble already includes them.

Hungry?

Hungry?

I've always (personally) despised DS9, so while it was easy for me to list the other captains off the top of my head; I got to the end of the list and thought, "What was that last guy's name, again?" and had to Google it.

That's why Sisko came last.

Why can't we just do something totally and completely new. After Archer, Kirk, Picard, Janeway and Sisko. Please?

To this day, my mother says, "I want to copy this" even though she means, "I want to print this".

At one point, I asked her to Copy and Paste something and she responded by saying, "I don't know where your father put the glue stick."

AAA? You evil man!

NASA Curiosity Rover snaps self-portrait. But how?

HEY-OOOHHHH!

That was fantastic, but my preferred NSFW/WTF animation goes to the Hellbenders:

Windows Media Center has a zoom feature called "Zoom 4" that it dynamically zooms 4:3 content so that the sides of the image are stretched to fill the black bars on either side of the picture, but the center of the picture remains unstretched. It works beautifully, and it drives me bonkers that more TV manufacturers…

I'll just leave this here.

I used to feel so terrible doing this, but before I had LASIK to correct my mild myopia (trouble making out details at a distance), I would use my index fingers index fingers to pull back the skin on my temples, making me look like I was performing some racist mockery of Asian people. However, doing this allowed me to…

It means searchers are looking for men who act straight and look/act like they're unwilling/unintentional participants in homosexual pornography. 99 times out of 100, they're deep-voiced homosexual men with broad shoulders who act well enough to play the part of an oblivious straight man who doesn't know is isn't a…

My mother :-(

I'm guess okay with this. I mean, it's okay for a 7 year old to have an iPod touch... right? :-S