Butler 100% has money on these games.

Should’ve come out in a cover Tua.

To all the Belichick fellators in these comments: Wanting—even expecting—your employees to be at work on time despite bad weather is not unreasonable; punitive punishments for those who, despite their best efforts, arrive a few minutes late is.

Or 9 people who have lived where it snows regularly?

There are several hotels within walking distance of the stadium. The Reinaissance Boston at Patriot Place (so, it literally shares a parking lot with the stadium) has rooms available for $144 tonight.

it does open up a lot of questions like “why hasn’t anyone tried this before? was there a ship like this available to kamikaze the death star? Could the empire kamikaze planets like this?” but in that moment alone it’s awesome in the literal sense of the word.

Leia surviving in the cold vacuum of space without anything more than novice training in the Force versus Qui-Gon and Obi Wan needing scuba gear for a five minute swim to the Gungan city.

Nice of him to wait a few years out of respect before pulling out the Gaddafi ensemble.

I’m having trouble coming to terms with how cool this is.

I think the missing piece of info here is what down and distance it was when the attempt occurred. I sure as hell am not going to research it.

His brother was ecstatic when he had the fine print explained to him:

Shaq was worth it! Orgeron, not so much.

-This plan lowers the tax rate on the highest earners and raises the lowest tax rate.

The problem here seems to be that the kids stole the pills instead of receiving them from a sketchy team doctor?

Waaaaait, you have Candy Land at four? That’s absurd.

CounterTake: Scrabble sucks. It sucks because the vast majority of people playing Scrabble have either a terrible vocabulary or a terrible ability of deciphering letter combinations. The result is a board of 3-5 words worth 5-10 and everything left on the board is blocked. It becomes a grind to find an opening and is…

Charcoal is wonderful, but you know what else is pretty good? Turning a knob, pressing a button, and having a hot grill ten minutes later and then not having to deal with a cauldron of ashes a couple hours after the meal. That’s decent, too.

do you think if we did a Kickstarter to pay Maradona or Pele to talk shit about USMNT we could get an appropriate messenger?

Just to play devils advocate- aren’t their plenty of reputable art critics who were never great artists? Isn’t Jeff VanGundy one of the best basketball analysts out there, despite being a lousy player himself? Etc etc.

Are you sure that was weed?