Was a pretty simple solution they probably should’ve figured out a long time ago...

If jumping into lightspeed in the general direction of an enemy fleet completely destroys it... why didn’t they just do that shit to both Death Stars and be done with it?

Pretty good melt. 8/10.

What about 1 bananas team with 29 that have no chance to ever win?

Damn I completely missed the part where they told them not to get an education or use their time for civic good!

Aw no buddy, you’re the one who is endearing!

I sincerely doubt there is any correlation between John Lewis and Falcons football fans.

The Falcon’s fanbase is probably majority minority (did I just blow your mind with that). And Midtown is known for it’s LGBT population not it’s “minorities.” 

Goodness yall are living in la-la land. Or 1917 Russia.

Bahahahahahaha

Saving... it’s how most “wealthy people” actually get wealthy. Seems like a good idea to me.