In 1998, the Rockets had the 14th, 16th and 18th picks, but somehow left hometown high school star Rashard Lewis crying in the green room. Instead they took quasi-ok-ish Michael Dickerson, expired mayonnaise Bryce Drew and something called a Mirsad Turckan. The three combined for 156 total games played in Houston.

the god damn Bulls traded the draft rights to Lamarcus Aldridge for fucking Tyrus Thomas god dammit arghhhhh

As a Pistons fan I reason that Joe D knew the kind of player he had with Prince and didn’t want him to get buried on the bench with Carmelo or D-Wade taking his minutes. So he purposely took Darko to let Tayshaun flourish and block Reggie Miller in the conference finals. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

JOHNNY FUCKING FLYNN.

I mean, as a Nuggets fan I could not believe that any team would pass over Carmelo in that spot. He looked so dominant at Syracuse, seemed like a slam dunk pick right there. Word was that Kiki Vandeweghe wanted Darko way more than he wanted Melo. I was thrilled we got the third pick instead of the second. 9 times out…

In 1998 the Sixers took Larry Hughes one pick before Dirk. Reversing that would have prevented Sam Hinkie from ever being born.

Well I’m a Blazer fan, so fuck this question.

Taking any one of Carmelo Anthony, Chris Bosh, or Dwyane Wade over Darko, obviously. That pick had the potential to be a “James Worthy to the Lakers” kind of dynasty maker. Instead, the Pistons took a player whose greatest career accomplishment is getting a blog named after him.

It’s where they keep the emergency JackO in the event of a booking problem.

“Man, Affleck is right, Thomas should lay off making fun of his fellow Pats fans on Deadspin, they totally don’t deserve it!”

More people were watching C-Span than the debut of Any Given Wednesday so Bill Simmons should probably just delete his account.

I drive on the LIE everyday. So, I’m real thrilled to hear this guy was arrested. Good. Serves him right! Now only 9000 other BMW asshats to go. Assholes who cut through traffic, drive wreckless, and excessively speed. I see it and hear it all the time. If you want to drive wreckless and speed well above the speed…

-Department of Redundancy Department

Every time someone posts a street racing video to one of my FB groups, I forward the video link to their local police department.

He should have beeped Delta, they would have gotten him there and back lickety-split.

Nassau County Police Department saw it and tracked Anderson back to his hoe in the Bronx

No one will ever look as high Brandon Ingram does.

I really think this is a big part of what doomed Mighty No. 9 from the start: