I read “pooped champagne.” That would be pretty fucking amazing.

‘Obviously goes to show you that Hayden wasn’t being paid a living wage as Athletic Director, forcing him to accept additional income from a scholarship fund. So how could we ever afford to pay players?’ - NCAA’s response in a few hours/days

The Ultimate Warrior (James Brian Hellwig) was born in Crawfordsville, IN which is also the home of General Lew Wallace who wrote the timeless classic “Ben-Hur”. “Ben-Hur” the movie has been remade and comes out in August. It stars Jack Huston. Jack Huston and LeBron James have a Bacon Number of 2 (Tilda Swinton was…

Hats off to Drew Magary for popularizing the “blue sweater tied around the waist” look

I’m sure all those tattoo’s keep J.R. really comfy and toasty.

Meanwhile, Steph Curry is showing off whatever is your dad’s new favorite brand of tissue. So absorbent, so bland.

On literally anyone else in the world, the combination of Kermit-drinking-tea hat and Ultimate Warrior t-shirt would cause me untold amounts of annoyance. But not for you, King James.

Darren Rovell’s nose just dripped blood onto his phone’s screen.

Malia Obama should not be present in the White House that day.

FLOTUS, you tryna get tha pipe?

“Could be worse, you could be in Steph Curry’s shoes.”

Delly: Oy, look at the buns on that one, mate!

“Act like you’ve been there before”

She got the whole pipe I believe.

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

Story that I heard is that JR was smoking cigars in the GSW locker room with a wrestling championship belt over his shoulder. The security guard told him to put the cigar out and you can’t smoke in there.

Said this on another thread but it got buried, so I’ll mention it one last time and shut up. The best regular season teams in the 4 major sports (‘96 Red Wings, ‘01 Mariners [Modern era. Sorry dead ball Cubs], ‘07 Patriots, ‘16 Warriors) all choked in the playoffs.

At least Curry had a good Father’s Day, he got to spend it playing basketball with his daddy.

The Warriors should have nothing to worry about. George W. Bush once embarrassingly choked in office and he still had another seven years on top.

For that matter, do they know it’s Christmas time?