Malia Obama should not be present in the White House that day.

FLOTUS, you tryna get tha pipe?

“Could be worse, you could be in Steph Curry’s shoes.”

Delly: Oy, look at the buns on that one, mate!

“Act like you’ve been there before”

She got the whole pipe I believe.

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

Story that I heard is that JR was smoking cigars in the GSW locker room with a wrestling championship belt over his shoulder. The security guard told him to put the cigar out and you can’t smoke in there.

Said this on another thread but it got buried, so I’ll mention it one last time and shut up. The best regular season teams in the 4 major sports (‘96 Red Wings, ‘01 Mariners [Modern era. Sorry dead ball Cubs], ‘07 Patriots, ‘16 Warriors) all choked in the playoffs.

At least Curry had a good Father’s Day, he got to spend it playing basketball with his daddy.

The Warriors should have nothing to worry about. George W. Bush once embarrassingly choked in office and he still had another seven years on top.

Thank you, blessed D&D, you totally made up for everything before, and I’ll never complain again! Since pretty much everything has already been said, I’ll just post the screens recap this glorious piece of the finest TV in history deserves:

IF the Lord of Light turns out to be real, could it be that Shireen was a sacrifice for Jon and not for Stannis winning? I think the Lord of Light is all about quid pro quo, and it might be possible that Jon’s resurrection happened because Melisandre sacrificed Shireen. She probably just didn’t know it at that time,…

One thing to note about the Wildfire Tyrion mentioned. He specifically mentioned a stash of Wildfire underneath the Sept of Balor. So I’m really wondering if that was what Cersei got told about last week. A way to take out the High Sparrow and the faith militant in one go. I wonder if perhaps she might screw it up an…

Why didn’t Rickon just run in a zigzag pattern? Whether running away from alligators or guys shooting arrows, zigzag pattern works best.

Moon tea. Fuck that little embryonic shit.

Visceral.

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