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I mean, Soylent Green is at least people.

Camilo Villegas? I didn’t know the USGA handed out sponsors’ exemptions

Dustin Johnson must have been walking up to 18, saw the giant silver cup trophy in front of him, saw Wayne, and just peed himself a little.

Yeah it seems weird that “redemption” and “Dustin Johnson” haven’t been mentioned in the same sentence. Or “Gretzky” and “cocaine.”

Yes, Fox is bad at golf TVing. But the last hour of this US Open has been fucking unreal.

Damn that’s a big ass riding crop!

“I’m not saying we bat 1.000, we’re entitled to 60-65 million mistakes every once in a while”

This reads like a transcript from a throwaway Loveline episode.

  • A dealer seeking $157,290 in payments on an Audi S5

Still farther along than Wrigley

Andre Iguodala = Aaron Boone

FIELD GOOOOOOOOLLLLLL

If the men’s team is “El Tri,” why are the women “Las Tri” and not “La Tri?” *note: I don’t speak Spanish

He’s a good tennis man for not falling to the ground like he got shot after the championship point.

He kinda looks like Bernie Madoff.

Dear Bulls Fans,

Kevin Draper: Nike shill?

If this kid is a “professional dunker,” what was Vince in 2000? Professional Rim Murderer?

In his defense, I didn’t think that was an old lady, either.