“I’m going to take your child to get bathed.”

Did you really get this preview done AFTER the game started?

Listening to the two announcers on FS1 is unbearable.

Landon Donovan: Hi, I’m Landon Donovan, on behalf of Union Carbide, lets all chant Puto! this year together as one...

I was with you until this nonsense:

Lalas will find a way to beat him at being the biggest asshole. Just give it an hour or two, at most.

They would be the worst pro sports team in history. Fortunately, they were saved by the fact that video games are not sports.

Hot Take: They’re not a pro sports team

*Possibly Shittiest Pro Video Game Team In History

This guy gets it. I can watch dozens of guys shoot 67, not care about being in the rough or sand, and hit the ball 200 yards, make it hop once, and stop 4 feet from the pin every week. I like it when they get challenged a little.

I don’t know, man. I love watching them fall apart. Ball rolling down the hill? Go baby. In the rough? Hell yes. I want to see them get angry. Punch it into the rough, hit the bunker, miss a putt. Throw something. Let’s make it lifelike.

This year at Shinnecock Hills they they pushed it too far, provoking one golfer to openly exploit the rules,

The US Open is hard, sorry. There are two hard tournaments a year: The US and (sometimes)British Opens. Everything else is about blowing smoke up the golfers’ asses. Wait two months and enjoy the PGA and the -28 winning score.

Nah, watching professional golfers fail is amazing, especially since it’s only once a year. If every tournament was like this it would suck, but making them look like me at my local muni is extremely satisfying for those of us who need a five iron to hit a shot the pros would use a pitching wedge on.

The Swiss strategy to pummel him coupled with a referee disinterested it Neymar’s legendary diving proved the difference.

Ozil is one of the most overrated player I’ve ever watched on the international stage. He is constantly average to bad and almost never gets pulled. I will never understand it.

Can we discuss the obscene number of chances Mexico had on the counter — most of which ended without even getting a shot on goal?

Mexico’s defense was like a wall, and the American advertisers paid for it.

Lackadaisical play by the Germans, and they clearly didn’t take Mexico seriously.

Mexico should have won by 2 or 3 goals.

The Germans have been counterattacked in Russia before—it didn’t end well then, either.