I work in the Warriors’ front office and our interest in Cousins was entirely limited to the roll he will fill in the Steph “Ring of Protection” offense Kerr is suddenly interested in trying.  We were also considering Richie Incognito but there were charater concerns. 

Couple of tricks to get someone to move their car when it’s parked outside of your home everyday.

I know division play doesn’t really matter anymore, but you’d think the Southeast would’ve shown some interest in cousins.

C’mon man. The Knicks gave Joakim Noah $72MM, and everybody knew he was already a rotting corpse. If nothing else the Knicks would have paid you more than $5.3MM a year.

I realize the theatrics are part of the game and judging by reactions a football stud to the ankle is roughly on par with a sniper round to the back but Neymar’s writhing, recumbent samba had me clutching pearls and subconsciously guarding my huevos. My thoughts were not with Neymar but with humanity and specifically…

I don’t see the problem.

You’re absolutely right, everyone in the wrong should be booked. On the other hand, Neymar has built a reputation as someone who will oversell any and every foul, no matter how minor, so I don’t blame refs and the viewing public for having the tendency to dismiss or diminish the beatings he is a target of. It’s a cry…

Neymar is a fucking assclown whose sense of entitlement is even bigger than his skills. He deserves a yellow card for his histrionics and it’s baffling refs turn a blind eye to all his unnecessary writhing on the pitch.

I’ve been cheering for Belgium.  After all, they host the world’s largest electronic dance festival.

Belgium giving good head in the 69th minute.

None! There were zero frauds in this match.

This is, without question, the absolute worst logo I have ever seen.

Pictured:  Danny Ainge

Jeannie Buss has just invited LaVar to check out this cool thing she found deep, deep in the woods. 

That mother fucker can see, I've never been so sure about anything in my life

Smart move, getting eliminated by the Warriors earlier in the post season frees up more vacation time. Also, I’m happy that this happened because now Lavar has to deal with a son not being the face of a franchise outside of Lithuania

Papyrus. This feels like a place for papyrus pathos.

Kobe's rage is incandescent. 

Swaggy P

Poor Luke Walton.