“If you don’t give me everything I want I’ll throw toddlers in concentration camps!”

Is that Ray Húdson?

Mr president ?

This is definitely conduct unbecoming of a soldier.

And a +1 to you, my good person, for your epic screen name. I’m so glad The Cheat is not dead...

#notallpublicmasturbaters

Just walking down the sidewalk, day drinking.

Let me start off by saying that I hate LOATHE Cristiano Ronaldo with the red hot passion of a thousand suns. His stupid good looks, his stupid talent, his stupid hot girlfriend, his stupid money, all of it. This jackwagon is living MY best life, and because of it I’ll be a forever hater of all things CR.

So I was…

So you’re saying that it is absolutely true that these things are usually true?

Spain does everything right, Busquets even throws his head at the ball. You just can’t stop him.

Tiger really has to be careful around a hot mic.

This remains the most baffling story in basketball. How did this guy go from finals MVP and seemingly perfect personality fit for the lowest-drama NBA team to “fuck it, I’m sitting out an entire year and then demanding a trade”?

Well there was that one by Andres Escobar against the USA in 1994.

I don’t think he’s skipping leg day; I think he’s just climbing into the machines upside down.

I love that you guys all repeatedly said “Country X IS good/bad/interesting/etc” instead of “Country X ARE good/bad/interesting/etc.”

Turned it off after listening to Billy say “CAYE-LEE-AHN-MM-BAP-EEE” 

When the soccer “knower” is Billy . . .

“resident soccer-knower Billy Haisley”

Haisley is as dry as the First Lady on the President’s birthday.

That’s not nearly as annoying as people pretending the word “soccer” hasn’t been a thing for well over 100 years and that it originated in America. But whatever. You can be upset for bad reasons if you want to be.