Lemme translate this for everyone:

Alternately, you could just fuck off and not read the site. Y’know. Your call.

But he called Wilbon a shithead because he’s a shithead. You wouldn’t want Deadspin to have to lie, would you?

You know who’s super rich and is meeting world leaders? Mohammed Bin Salman.

Said recently elected RFEF president St. Luis Cardinales, “above everything is acting in the right way”

Roberto Aguayo tried this and accidentally booted a kid right into the bumper of the SUV. Tampa Bay then traded a third rounder for him.

Headline if he did go to Houston: The Heat Didn’t Kill Lebron, But the Humidity Might

Honestly for a corporate chain, it’s not bad given the price.

But lower taxes, AMIRITE!?

Look, we can’t be certain that German doesn’t get Messi and Aguero.

That is indeed a hot take, I’ll grant you that.

Let’s not forget that half the Spanish team speak Catalan as their first language and would therefore not be eligible for the Spanish speaking team, unless of course players are eligible for every language they speak in which case the English speaking team wins by a mile.

I think the French speaking countries alone could defeat Spain. You’ve forgot to mention that at least half of the Belgium squad is french-speaking: Hazard, Dembele, Lukaku and more.

Did he...do you think... nah. Well, maybe...he is pretty hammered...

So we can stop pretending to give a shit about horse racing for 10 minutes a year now right?

you lost me at ‘superstar olivier giroud’

Superstar?

“It’s not over yet. We still have a chance to come back and win it all.”

“Irving, who by all accounts is an intelligent and thoughtful man...”

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