“the Eagles offered to send only a tiny handful of representatives”

you forgot the first part of schedule:

You...you can’t quit! You’re fired! Yeah! Take that! I’m in charge! I’m the biggest and most important! Nobody refuses an invitation from me by god! I’ll just cancel the whole thing and make believe it’s about the flag! Yeah, see how you like that!

Jesus Christ. Every day of this administration is a migraine.

Fake news. Trump was just too nervous to be seen shaking hands with Nick Foles.

This culture war outrage factory horseshit is what the GOP is hoping to hold Congress with.

There aren’t enough jerkoff motion gifs in the world for that press release.

He grabbed that flag by its...um...crease?

If it did, he’s certainly been searching for them.

“Flag-Humping President...”

This is someone who likes predictable monotony in his cheeseburgers, fried chicken, and 6am rage tweets.

but the 1,000 fans planning to attend the event deserve better.

They should have Trump sing the lyrics to the Anthem, but instead they hand him a sheet of lyrics for In The Garden of Eden by I. Ron Butterfly. I doubt he’d notice the difference.

Ramos has a well-earned reputation for arguably overly physical play that stretches the rules.

Right, exactly. So...football.

What isn’t up for debate though is that soccer needs to take head injuries much more seriously than officials currently do, for the sake of the spectacle itself and especially for the players.

Bless your heart.

Steph Curry is some bullshit.