It’s MORE than OK, Chris! The Caps’ annual collapse isn’t hilarious until fans set aside their fatalism.

Because it would be the most talented roster he was ever part of?

Much of the Cavs struggles this year can be traced to the absence of James Jones. I mean, the man made seven straight Finals.

Even if the Sixers fired Colangelo and hired David Griffin as their new GM, would they have enough cap room to be able to afford both LeBron *and* JR Smith? What good is one without the other?

Tonight let us celebrate by guzzling Surge until it runs down our cookie duster beards, the purple headlights of our stanced Eclipses gleaming in the Taco Bell parking lot, illuminating our barbed wire tattoos.

I take it Gronk renamed his horse.

You normally get a prize for that kinda time? Because Bofa Deez Nuts finished in just over 20 seconds last week and didn’t get anything but shame and an Uber.

What do you think happened to her last car?

Why don’t they just cut the bullshit and show her getting a Facebook notification, picking up her phone, reading and then replying with a heart-felt post of her own while safely passing between two big rigs at highway speeds.

Is anyone else terrified to see further degradation of driving skills in North America? I mean really, what kind of a passenger would say “Well, she can’t really handle driving between other vehicles on the freeway, but thanks to Nissan, I am very comfortable being a passenger here.” Things are bad enough without…

Remember the dumbest guy in your high school class? Yeah, he’s a municipal cop now.

That is indeed some impressive laziness, as Right Said Fred is mentioned in this article both before and after Fairbrass’s name comes up.

Garrison was exceedingly good-natured about the incident in his followup post, only saying, “What an experience.”

While I feel for you, it isn’t anyone else’s responsibility that your child is autistic, its your’s, and its ruining other people’s dining experiences which they have a right to enjoy in peace. Stop trying to guilt others into feeling sorry for you (its no one else’s business what you experience every hour of every…

Also, I’m fucking amazed that these people let cops into their house without a warrant, dug through their own trash to give them evidence, AND provided them with identification so they could check for warrants. The proper response would have been to tell Officer Drug Dog to fuck right off and to then call your lawyer.

Who didn’t shoot? J.R.

This is on Tyronn Lue. If he had put the Roomba in instead of JR Smith, this never would have happened.

“What can I do about super-loud kids and their oblivious parents?”

Yeah but when you disagree with someone who’s beliefs are used to disadvantage and oppress people who have done nothing to them, that is kinda OK.