Wish you could’ve gotten the job done, but hopefully Pitt bailed out everyone by beating PSU earlier this year.

I’d just like to kindly point out that Penn State honored JoePa at the Temple game THIS SEASON. So the people in “happy valley” are still a bunch of shitfucks. Fuck Penn State.

My roommate of three years once set a cardboard box on fire on our kitchen table, got ticked at me when I put it out, and then left the ashes there for about three weeks. Then, he had the brilliant idea to play “fire beer pong.” Our apartment was covered in dust from the fire extinguisher until we moved out. Fire beer…