Wait - when do you get outfits? I’m (most) of the way through the story and I don’t think I’ve unlocked a single one (though I haven’t played in months)

Darn, was hoping this was gonna work out. Their boardgame division is so top notch. Twilight Imperium, their whole Star Wars lineup (XWing, Armada, Rebellion, etc), Game of Thrones all are in my regular rotation.

Damn it I saw the picture for the article and thought they announced a new Dark Forces game. Now I’m sad. 

oh god..what?

Rogue Corps is a Contra game where the guns overheat.

Just a heads up: If you get shitty or mean in these comments I’ll remove them. Go be an asshole somewhere else. 

Thahht’s daaa Joke....

More than any other game, Dark Souls is the one I wish I could erase from my memory... Only so I could play it fresh for the first time once more

A combination of idle game and puzzle game? Sign me up! This is a really interesting concept and I don’t know how it’ll turn out but it definitely sound worth a try. But hey, worst case scenario, if I get bored and stop playing, it’ll beat itself eventually. A self-cleaning backlog :p

“Like, I used to love The Aristocrats, but then these cats were just so not cute.”

I remember seeing the TV commercials for the touring production of Cats as a kid and having a completely visceral reaction that was rooted in sheer terror. 

Ever since Tetris 99 (AKA “basically Tetris Battle Royale”) turned out great I’ve basically accepted that any genre can successfully adapt to the Battle Royale formula.

Luz Long was more than kind to Owens. In defiance of other Nazi athletes routinely ignoring or belittling their non-Aryan competitors, Long hugged Owens after Owens beat his mark to win Gold, locked arms with Owens to walk him to the locker room, and held his shoulder congratulating him in front of the international…

“He was doing great, until he got his ass beat.” LOL

The fact that this asshole blamed everyone but himself for the loss & refused to give his opponent any credit is right on brand for anyone supporting Trump. I hope he gets a rematch and gets his ass beat again.

Why is the sushi speaking Russian?

WHY IS THE SUSHI SPEAKING RUSSIAN?!?!?

Or what, Neil Tyson will tweet at me?

Could Face? Could Face? Is this for real? This dude should be in jail. What in the name of John Brown is this shit?

It’s an industry wank-fest used as an excuse to show commercials. Lighten up, Francis.