What the f*ck does it matter anymore. Everything and everyone gets hacked, and if your really lucky they will tell you a year later.

Seems the Capitol is infested with them.

Did they get to choose the sizes?

Hey he can work for the Washington DC Marriage License Department 

Well our government wants to go back to 1950 so its not that bad.

Remember when everyone was worried about it creating a black hole? Doesnt look so bad now does it.

Or teach people how to drive?

Oops yes I meant without.

So all cars with electronic nannies are now unsafe? That’s stupid

More like off the cliff

And the next state to go bankrupt is ....

Very.

Happy Valley isnt so happy now

Half time shows they dont lip synch per se but they do have a recorded track just in case something goes wrong technically

Who?

A colostomy bag?

The New York Times is n longer one of the countries most trusted newspapers,  think the WAPO is. The times has sold its soul to the devil.

I want to talk to someone who has returned one of these mattresses. How much of a PITA is it?

I want to talk to someone who has returned one of these mattresses. How much of a PITA is it?

“When I grow up I want to be a sex robot”

Sometimes Hybrid e-range just isnt worth the effort