joek
NipperDawg
joek

So when does the lady part start?

Dumb non - boater question, is there a speed limit on the Hudson?

Thats more of an East River issue :)

Well is he buying it

Should we tell him about it?

“oh great look at all this tacky shit” - Smithsonian employee 

Ass Kissing

Unless it comes with a footman outrunning zombies are not worth it

Arent they all as big as trucks?

I needed this in the 80's.

With less drinking

I thought her portral was fair. I mean they could have gone on “Real Housewofes” on her but no.

The list can easily be made longer, those were just off the top of my head.

Ive been to Houston and Dallas never Austin, and through the pan handle

Why do we never let Kale grow up?

Unless your gay, trans gendered, an atheist, need birth control, health care, or are non white. But still a great state.

Its the laugh track

Sadly now that bear will be considered a nuisance animal and probably be destroyed