“I have a friend who told me ... “

“Nowadays, sadly, money trumps patriotism,”

Your local HOA may have a problem with this.

We never said they were very bright.

Me too!

Does he come in angry alcoholic, because when I grew up all the Dads here were angry alcoholics. Just wouldn’t be the same if he wasn’t passed out by 3pm from Shaffer beer.

What about a cruller, thats a stretched out donut?

Florida politicians never do anything for compassionate reasons.

I have a neurological disease i am sorry sometimes my bad typing offend you

A long time ago a freind told me get two external HD’s back one up (for my use) once every two months and the other once a year. Keep the other in a very safe place as a HD never plugged in will last a long time. I am thinking of switching to a solid state drive for the once a year one.

Squirrels would never do that, they would push the car.

So Russians?

What she is too good for a secret Canadian boyfriend?

Great big flat area lots of puddles and anything that eats mosquitoes are discouraged because of big metal birds.

There’s the solution have the mosquitoes go through a security screening

So the potholes will fix themselves?

I suspect he will deny even knowing him

Not Lupus?

Does Eton even own a TV? I think he may have been the last person to know Trump doesnt care about some nerd.

I dont really think Trump cares about anyone but himself