Bumper to bumper warranty available

I am sure they will make one in German just for him.

Then they need put the spare tire back under the hood to hide everything!

I’m a proud Subaru owner. I was let down when they moved them from the engine bay.

Finders keepers?

I smell a sore looser.

Dont worry some jackass on twitter @David_Leavitt already started with the jokes.

Hes been doing these tests on low compression low RPM engines so I take them all with a grain of ...sugar.

“This time the victim is a U.S. man speaking Spanish to his Puerto Rican mother at an airport gate.” How about a US citizen talking to his American mother. Puerto Rico IS America. 

Its how they have sex

Well everything is all about him, he built his “brand” on that. How long before this comes to light as a ponzie scheme of some kind?

I cant get excited about watching two people play video games.

Dumb Question, When civilization collapses (in what a week or two?) How do they think they will get fuel for the ATVs? If its an EMF blast, solar panels my be OK but the solar controllers may not. Sure they are cooking with bottled gas, but again its fuel that comes from someplace else.

“I talk to Russia all the time, they are doing fine” - Trump

Its like watching a Pigeon fly a plane

We have a reality based one going on now, so no thanks.

It has the wrong engine as 1990 was only fuel injected. I have an 89 I know

Alcohol and Ambien solves all plane travel issues

Did the dogs pee on the paper?