Occasionally the National Enquirer gets something right. Thats the scary part.

Laws are for peasants.

On a lease the dealership MIGHT notice a wheel missing.

In my Outback the fastest I am constantly comfortable at is 80, I’ve had it to 119 ish. Over 75 the MPG start dropping.

1975.

Of course this means they are fixing the potholes right?

My Justy CVT tops out at 85, and its not horrible at that speed, so it must be pedal powered.

Does it have to be human blood?

Please dont take this the wrong way, as I have many of these “Thought exercises” too, but er um, is legalized weed available where you live? Its been the basis of many “Thought exercises” before.

SO then any car older then 2 years old is absolute junk?

Depreciation ... its a feature every time you press the start button.

But its not brown.

Climate change is good means we found a way to profit off it.

So United killed the Easter Bunny can Santa be next?

So United is saying the rabbit died.

So a self driving car for babies? Does BMW have one yet?

This or nothing

The ducks just wanted equal bill - ing

Or great-great-great-great-great grand nephew?

Clove injection! But would it be kosher?