Occasionally the National Enquirer gets something right. Thats the scary part.

On a lease the dealership MIGHT notice a wheel missing.

In my Outback the fastest I am constantly comfortable at is 80, I’ve had it to 119 ish. Over 75 the MPG start dropping.

1975.

Of course this means they are fixing the potholes right?

My Justy CVT tops out at 85, and its not horrible at that speed, so it must be pedal powered.

Does it have to be human blood?

SO then any car older then 2 years old is absolute junk?

Depreciation ... its a feature every time you press the start button.

But its not brown.

Climate change is good means we found a way to profit off it.

So United killed the Easter Bunny can Santa be next?

So United is saying the rabbit died.

This or nothing

The ducks just wanted equal bill - ing

Clove injection! But would it be kosher?

This engine is porked.

Everyone wins, we get rid of VW’s, Trump gets his wall, and Germany knows walls!

To the wall! It is just another brick in the wall.

I think he found something BIG and is getting the hell out of dodge before it hits the news, in order to save his career.